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Facebook's Most Annoying Parents

Enough with the sonogram pictures and toilet training status updates

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 18, 2009 12:12 PM CST

(Newser) – The latest annoying trend on Facebook isn’t people who write in all caps or insist on using “ur” instead of “your”—it’s parents. Babble runs down the five most annoying types:

  • Obsessives: If you absolutely have to post a sonogram picture, fine. But must you post 74? The same goes for every delightful stage of your child’s life.
  • Zen masters: Parenting is such a joy, and the love of a child is just the most beautiful thing ever, right? Shut it.

  • Braggers: Unless we’re members of your immediate family, we probably don’t care that Junior took his first steps weeks ahead of schedule.
  • Whiners: We also don’t care that your tot is keeping you up at night, and we really don’t want to hear about any woes having to do with bodily fluids.
  • Hipsters: Even if you’re not posting constant baby updates, the "cool" parent’s constant concert updates are just as irritating.

Zen master, or obsessive?
Zen master, or obsessive?   (Shutterstock)
Enough with how quickly they abandoned their binky.
Enough with how quickly they abandoned their binky.   (ShutterstockE)
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AmandaT
Dec 16, 2009 6:54 AM CST
Then why haven't you de-friended them? Or put them on your ignore list? Sounds like you just want something to complain about.
Snarfeh
Nov 20, 2009 4:49 AM CST
Haircut looks great. Had steak for dinner. Took the dog out so he could do his bidnezz....picked a piece of lint off the couch as I walked by it...
Snarfeh
Nov 19, 2009 7:15 AM CST
Oh yeah, going to get a haircut. Will let you all know how it went....seeing as how haircuts can be such a different experience each time you go....

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