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 MATT TAIBBI 
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Palin: Our First WWE Politician

Pick an asshole, any asshole, and she'll rock the house

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(Newser) – Sarah Palin is America’s “first WWE politician,” barren of actual political ideas but on a crusade against “assholes,” Matt Taibbi writes. The governor-turned-author is “a cartoon combatant who inspires stadiums full of frustrated middle American followers who will cheer for her against whichever villain they trot out, be it Newsweek, Barack Obama, Katie Couric, Steve Schmidt, the Mad Russian, Randy Orton or whoever.”

“Palin,” Taibbi continues for True/Slant, “is a supremely gifted politician. She has staked out, as her own personal political turf, the entire landscape of incoherent white American resentment.” But if she’s the 2012 Republican nominee, it’ll kill the party for independent voters and pretty much everyone but the fringe, because “she is the perfect patsy for our system, designed as it is to channel popular anger in any direction but a useful one, and to keep the public tied up endlessly in pointless media melees over meaningless horseshit.”

Ready for her cage match?
Ready for her cage match?   (AP Photo)
No, Palin's not in there somewhere.
No, Palin's not in there somewhere.   (Wikimedia Commons)
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Stasis
Nov 22, 09 10:49 AM CST
Sarah Palin likes golden showers.... Reply
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Jes
Nov 22, 09 11:39 AM CST
Wait, what? Was that something in her "autobiography"? Because I refuse to read it but am curious.
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passinthru
Nov 23, 09 1:35 AM CST
Rofl.
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smarterthanyou
Nov 23, 09 3:38 PM CST
Giving them..... to you.
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cyclops
Nov 24, 09 5:20 AM CST
You seem to know a lot about golden shoers do you do it in men's public bathroom?
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