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6 Reasons Avatar Will Suck

Does anyone else see the Jar Jar Binks similarities?

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 24, 2009 8:56 AM CST

(Newser) – James Cameron’s follow-up to the hugely successful Titanic has been eagerly anticipated for more than 10 years—and when Avatar finally arrives, it will be...completely awful. Richard Rushfield explains why for Gawker:

  1. Directors’ dream projects typically fall flat: See: Spielberg’s 1941, Lucas’s The Phantom Menace.
  2. Speaking of The Phantom Menace, note the “distressingly Jar Jar Binks-like aliens” featured in Avatar.

  1. Trailers showcase a few regrettable similarities to the more cringeworthy aspects of Titanic, including “two-fisted ham-handed over-acting” and “a laughable two-dimensional good vs. evil plotline to tie together all the explosions.”
  2. Embarrassing dialogue sample: “Every living thing wants to kill you and eat your eyes for Jujubees.”
  3. Embarrassing character name samples: Colonel Miles Quaritch, Trudy Chacon, Selfridge, Neytiri, Jake Sully.
  4. The blue characters with the cat noses look plain silly.

In this film publicity image released by Twentieth Century Fox, Sam Worthington is shown in a scene from, Avatar.
In this film publicity image released by Twentieth Century Fox, Sam Worthington is shown in a scene from, "Avatar."   (AP Photo/Twentieth Century Fox)
In this undated photo provided by 20th Century Fox, Avatar director James Cameron is shown on the set of the film.
In this undated photo provided by 20th Century Fox, "Avatar" director James Cameron is shown on the set of the film.   (AP Photo/20th Century Fox, Mark Fellman)
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danusunt
Dec 20, 2009 8:11 AM CST
It was awesome. Great film making. A few corny moments, but what a ride. And wow did they leave it wide open for Avatar 2 or what!?
deezy
Dec 19, 2009 5:07 AM CST
Just saw it...amazing. The dude who wrote this article is a retard. They look nothing like Jar-Jar btw.
divetrader
Nov 25, 2009 12:15 PM CST
Even if this ends up like Waterworld, it will still turn a profit.

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