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This Year's Top Liberal Turkeys

Stimulus, President O-bow-ma get top billing

By Will McCahill,  Newser Staff

Posted Nov 25, 2009 8:01 PM CST
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(Newser) – As we await tomorrow’s feast, conservative pundit Michelle Malkin gives us something to gnaw on, running down the year’s top turkeys:

  • The stimulus: The “Generational Theft Act” isn’t even a turkey, but a “Turbaconducken—the heart attack-inducing dish of roasted chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey, all wrapped in endless slabs of bacon.”

  • President O-bow-ma: As “kowtower-in-chief … the candidate who pledged to restore America’s standing in the world couldn’t figure out how to stay standing in front of world leaders,” she writes, piling on his bows to Saudi King Abdullah and Japan’s emperor. “The Left complained that George W. Bush was too much of a cowboy on the global stage. It’s better than having a waterboy.”
  • Green-jobs czar Van Jones: Fortunately, this “deep-fried turkey” has been run off by the righty media, now breathing a sigh of relief that the “Marxist rabble-rouser from Oakland” is pushing his agenda at some think tank and not the White House.
For the rest of the list, check the link at right.

Van Jones' turn as green-jobs czar was short-lived.
Van Jones' turn as green-jobs czar was short-lived.   (AP Photo)
President Obama bows as he is greeted by Japanese Emperor Akihito.
President Obama bows as he is greeted by Japanese Emperor Akihito.   (AP Photo)
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kokuaguy
Nov 26, 2009 11:42 AM CST
I wouldn't do this to anyone whose posts I didn't respect, Gal ,,, the noun is drivel -- the verb is "to dribble." ; ^)
Shannonals
Nov 26, 2009 9:17 AM CST
The fact that you used the word, "sexy", in first describing Malkin reflects your head is not in the right place sidewinder. 95% of the time someone mentions a GOP woman, the first thing they say is that they are attractive or sexy, intelligence is always secondary. Now, if a woman who is not attractive, but a Republican, she gets nothing but insults and/or no support from her party.
Kip
Nov 26, 2009 8:39 AM CST
What's not to like about Malkin? Why don't you ask the "at least 300 million" protesters who came to DC to protest her bile and lies.
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