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 PAGING CARRIE BRADSHAW 
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Why Writing About Sex Is So Hard

It's actually all the readers' fault

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(Newser) – Our most august contemporary writers fumble virginally when it comes to writing about sex, and the BBC can't help but wonder why. After all, there have been plenty of renowned writers in the running for Literary Review's annual award for the best bad sex writing: Nominee Philip Roth penned this gem about a woman wearing a strap-on as "wearing a mask on her genitals, a weird totem mask…”

The problem, says one critic, is that too much sex writing is like a "biology textbook. When people use similes and metaphors in their anatomical depictions of the sexual organs, it's toe-curling." But this awkwardness is really the readers’ fault, says one novelist: Readers “always assume that I've had the sex I've written about,” so writers censor themselves, afraid we will think it's actually them wearing that weird totem mask.

Writing about sex is even more awkward than stock photography about sex.
Writing about sex is even more awkward than stock photography about sex.   (Shutterstock.com)
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It was as if she were wearing a mask on her genitals, a weird totem mask, that made her into what she was not and was not supposed to be."
- Philip Roth, The Humbling

[She] stood before him naked except for the little pot of fire hanging low, below her belly, heating further what was already hot." - Salman Rushdie, Shalimar the Clown

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Woofer58
Nov 30, 09 12:53 PM CST
Is the title meant to have a pun ? Cute.... Reply
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Derni
Nov 30, 09 12:54 PM CST
women love romance novels..many of these novels don't get biological and they sell..they use other terms that get the image going in the brain...I've also written some items and they work..so what's going on??? Reply
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I_hate_to_say
Nov 30, 09 1:36 PM CST
how bout a sample ..... ?
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ErinORiordan
Nov 30, 09 1:48 PM CST
Go to my website; I have lots of samples!
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ErinORiordan
Nov 30, 09 1:49 PM CST
What's so hard about writing about sex? It's practically the only thing I ever write about. Reply
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