Tiger Woods' Sexy Texts Revealed
Read messages, emails to Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Dec 10, 2009 8:43 AM CST

(Newser) – Teaching today’s lesson on why it’s not a good idea to send sexy text messages to your mistress: Tiger Woods. In Touch got hold of texts and emails to galpals Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs, and here are a few of the best, courtesy of the New York Daily News and the New York Post:

  • To Uchitel: "I know it's brutal on you that you can't be with me all the time. I get it. It fucking kills me, too."

  • To Uchitel: "I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found like this. Not even at home. You want someone to witness your life."
  • To Uchitel: "I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay. Fuck. Why didn't we find each other years ago. We wouldn't be having this conversation."
  • From Grubbs: She mentions a sexy "new piercing," calls golf "boring," says Woods is "my first, last and only black guy!" and tells him, “I'm putting my underwear back on...that’s a no no...come take them off.”
  • To Grubbs: In response to her telling him she bought a friend a present, “What kind of present your naked body.”
  • To Grubbs: “Quiet and secretively we will always be together,” and later, “When was the last time you got laid.”
  • To Grubbs: “Send me something very naughty.”

 

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