Sorry, Brits: You won’t be seeing any nude photos or videos of Tiger Woods, thanks to a court order that blocks publication in the UK press—not that there actually are any nude photos, you understand. The order, obtained by TMZ, “is not to be taken as any admission that any such photographs exist,” it states, and if they do exist, well, they must have been “fabricated, altered, manipulated, and/or changed.”
What does exist, however, are more details on his 2004 romp with Holly Sampson, the porn star who bragged about bagging the golfer six months ago. But she’s no homewrecker, she tells TMZ, because the hook-up occurred at his bachelor party. "I never was and never will be one of Tiger's mistresses." Elin Nordegren’s response to the evolving mess—at least according to the Sun’s sources? Forcing Tiger to choose golf or her.