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Meet Lady Gaga, Puppet of the Occult

At least 10 signs show she's not what she seems

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 10, 2010 11:22 AM CST

(Newser) – Lady Gaga: The next Madonna, or a “puppet of the Illuminati”? If you read the Vigilant Citizen blog, she’s the latter. LA Weekly boils down a three-part series analyzing Gaga to a helpful top 10 list of reasons the pop star is really a puppet of occult forces in disguise:

  • Her name: The blog somehow draws a line from “Gaga” (easy to say, baby’s first word) to an empty-headed state of mind achieved after “successful mind control.”

  • Her eyes: When Lady Gaga hides one eye in pictures, it’s not a fashion statement. It’s an Illuminati symbol, the All-Seeing Eye.
  • Her logo: A headless female body with lightning “exiting her genitalia”? Sounds like “trauma-based mind control," which “is often induced using electro-shock treatments.”
  • Her videos: They contain occult symbolism, like Lady Gaga talking in a “robotic way, as if she was lobotomized” and wearing Mickey Mouse clothing, which somehow relates to a mind control project.
For the complete list, click here.

Lady Gaga appears a the Polaroid booth to announce a partnership during the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) Thursday, Jan. 7, 2010 in Las Vegas.
Lady Gaga appears a the Polaroid booth to announce a partnership during the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) Thursday, Jan. 7, 2010 in Las Vegas.   (AP Photo/Isaac Brekken)
Artist Lady Gaga performs onstage at the 37th Annual  American Music Awards on Sunday, Nov. 22, 2009, in Los Angeles.
Artist Lady Gaga performs onstage at the 37th Annual American Music Awards on Sunday, Nov. 22, 2009, in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
In this March 11, 2009 file photo, singer-songwriter Lady Gaga poses for a portrait at Interscope Records in Santa Monica, Calif.
In this March 11, 2009 file photo, singer-songwriter Lady Gaga poses for a portrait at Interscope Records in Santa Monica, Calif.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, file)
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COMMENTS
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njgreen
Mar 26, 2011 6:53 AM CDT
Yes because when the Illuminati choose someone as their puppet, they're always sure to leave lots of obvious clues. That's the best way to ensure that no one figures out the person has been possessed!
Toon
Jan 12, 2010 5:42 AM CST
The always say the youth are getting dumb. One way to know you are old is to catch yourself saying 'Kids these days are ___."
Guest
Jan 12, 2010 1:53 AM CST
Man I'm starving. I could sure go for a couple of pork chops smothered in gravy right about now.....the funk soul rubber.

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