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Pork Is Natural Viagra: Argentine President

Cristina Kirchner describes 'impressive' pork-fueled weekend

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 29, 2010 10:15 AM CST

(Newser) – Pork is no longer just the other white meat, but also the other blue pill, according to Argentina's president. That’s right: porcine meat is good for your libido. “Pork consumption improves sexual activity,” Cristina Kirchner said as she announced lower meat prices. “Some nicely grilled pork is much more gratifying than taking Viagra.” And she said she has personal experience.

On a weekend getaway with her husband, Kirchner boasts, much pork was eaten, with “impressive” results. “We were in high spirits the whole weekend.” She’s not just boosting, AFP reports. “I'm a pork fanatic, and I'm not saying this just to impress you, or for self-promotion.” The head of an Argentine pork industry group happily agrees, noting that people in pork-loving countries “have much more harmonious sexual lives than us.”

Argentina's President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner.
Argentina's President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner.   (AP Photo)
Pigs.
Pigs.   (AP Photo)
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COMMENTS
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fancygapva
Jan 31, 2010 8:54 AM CST
What was because you're black? Pork? Sex? Horniness?
paul123
Jan 29, 2010 10:37 AM CST
Is there anything pork can't do? Mmmmmmmmm bacon.
BootsyInTheMiddle
Jan 29, 2010 5:57 AM CST
LOL

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