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Most Annoying People You Meet on Planes

From the smug first-class traveler to loud babies

By Will McCahill,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 31, 2010 10:07 AM CST

(Newser) – There are lots of reasons to dislike getting on an airplane; herewith, Guyism points out the most annoying types of people you’ll run into as you fly the friendly skies:

  • The first-class flier: Sorry, Jeff Wysaski writes to “this smug assembly of businessmen, trust fund kids and trophy wives … a little extra legroom and a warm chocolate chip cookie does not make you more important than me.”

  • The pilot: “I don’t know what it is about airline pilots, but for some reason they’re more addicted to the word ‘uhh’ then a teen girl is to shirtless vampires.”
  • The sick guy: “You’re going to cough and sneeze your way onto an airplane and share the same recycled air with a bunch of perfectly healthy strangers? That is the definition of a dick move right there.”
  • Babies: “It’s amazing how just one of these little snot-nosed balls of cute can instantly ruin the day of every passenger on board.”
For more, including the arm-rest-hog and the overly friendly talker, click the link at right.

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Craighenn
Mar 11, 2010 5:41 AM CST
Fuck this article; first-class passengers paid more money and so they get better service. This writer is just a jealous bitch. The pilots aren't hired for their speech skills, and I bet they pause when talking so that they can look at their readings, or whatever. And the sick guy can hardly be responsible for being sick. He probably bought the ticket weeks earlier, and he, like anyone else, would hardly miss the flight and waste hundreds of dollars on a ticket just because he had a cold. And babies aren't responsible for crying, they're god-damned babies! It shouldn't even ruin one's day, seeing how a flight is merely a portion of a day, and one ought to expect flights to be far from comfortable, what with waking up early, and security, etc. The article's author should really quit his bitching.
thejoint00
Mar 10, 2010 5:10 PM CST
babies? this guy cracks on babies and shows his own self-loathing for not sitting in first class. Want to get rid of arm rest hog? sit in first class. what about cheap head phone guy blasting his cheap mp3 player, you can hear it but you can't understand it. And Snores so loud that you hear him any where you are in the plane. He mentions the over-friendly talker but what about the guy that wants to make sure that you know every detail about how riding on an airplane sucks?
kokuaguy
Feb 2, 2010 12:01 PM CST
If one chooses less gossip, the result will be less frequent stories. How about bringing us more of those gems lying buried on the usergrid ... how 'bout it editors?

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