Where in the World Is Tiger Woods?
His yacht is in Florida, but he's supposedly in sex rehab—so who's on it?
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Feb 1, 2010 9:30 AM CST
The yacht "Privacy", which is owned by golfer Tiger Woods, is shown docked at the Old Port Cove Marina Saturday, Dec. 12, 2009 in North Palm Beach, Fla.   (AP Photo/Rick Silva)
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(Newser) – If Tiger Woods is in sex rehab in Mississippi then who’s using his yacht? The humorously-named Privacy docked at its North Palm Beach port yesterday, and a witness saw the boat being stocked up with food and supplies, reports TMZ—which, late last month, also reported that a Tiger lookalike was apparently roaming the grounds of the treatment center attempting to fool photographers.

“Maybe fake-Tiger was real and real-Tiger isn't in rehab at all?” theorizes Maureen O'Connor on Gawker, or perhaps it’s Elin on the yacht…or one of Tiger’s mistresses. One thing is clear: “Tiger Woods' publicist should write mystery novels.”