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Meet Scott Brown, Action Figure

Firm makes doll in private, presidential flavors

By Nick McMaster,  Newser Staff

Posted Feb 1, 2010 3:07 PM CST

(Newser) – Scott Brown hasn't been on the national stage for long, but the senator-elect already has three action figures to his name. Choose from "2012 Executive Scott Brown," "Scott Brown Everyman"—sans pickup truck—or the anatomically correct "Scott Brown Cosmo Doll." “He’s a superhero, this guy," the boss of the Herobuilders toy company tells the Boston Herald. "He stepped into the ring, 30 points down, and in just one month does the impossible.” That would be winning the special election, not growing plastic genitalia.

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0bamaBinBiden
Feb 2, 2010 12:46 PM CST
Hopefully he will show up to work more than 113 days out of a 2 year term (730 days) unlike ObamaBinSpending.
inky
Feb 2, 2010 12:31 PM CST
Urp.
Bubblebee
Feb 2, 2010 12:19 PM CST
Lets see if his actions make him a hero... Hmmm what is wrong with America they give bonuses to failing companys and parade sentors around like celebratys. I think the nude layout was gross and very unproffessional and now a doll?

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