Guess what? Vanessa Paradis loves Johnny Depp—no, you don't understand; she loves him. "I love his style, yeah, yeah, yeah!" an overly enthusiastic Paradis tells People in an apparent attempt to make Depp fans everywhere gag. "I love him, and I don't have to say I like this and I don't like that. When you love somebody, you take them as they are. I would not change him," she says, conveniently, of the recently named Sexiest Man Alive.
"I like him very much in all terms and every sense of the way," says Paradis, whose life has been better than yours since at least 1998 when the two started dating. "He makes me happy. We are many things—we are together and, in a way, one person." She was chatting while at a dinner celebrating her lipstick modeling stint, and went on to suggest that Depp might soon try on lipstick with their 10-year-old daughter, just "to have fun with it."