For the Man With Everything: Penis Pants
Extra stitched equipment hits Madrid runway
By Mary Papenfuss, Newser Staff
Posted Feb 23, 2010 2:32 AM CST
Model shows off new Isabel Mastache look on the Madrid runway.   (Isabel Mastache)

(Newser) – The well-dressed metrosexual looking for a little something extra can now scoop up a pair of pants with a cloth penis and scrotum stitched to the crotch. The unusual accoutrement, paraded on the Madrid runway thanks to designer Isabel Mastache, isn't for everyone, of course. As Queerty's fashion reviewer declares: "Three words. Do not want." Click here to watch the pants make their way down the runway.

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John Dugan
Jan 26, 2015 7:46 AM CST
An interesting variation on the traditional codpiece, I guess. Whatever men wear, they do need to keep their tool in good health. More men need to regularly use a top notch penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) to help with common issues like odor, loss of sensation, dry/flaky skin, etc.
Feb 25, 2010 2:43 AM CST
Isabel Mastache...Do you think that she has penis envy?!!
Feb 24, 2010 4:31 PM CST
Or: For the Man With Nothing.