For the Man With Everything: Penis Pants Extra stitched equipment hits Madrid runway By Mary Papenfuss, Newser User Posted Feb 23, 2010 2:32 AM CST 35 comments Comments Model shows off new Isabel Mastache look on the Madrid runway. (Isabel Mastache) (Newser) – The well-dressed metrosexual looking for a little something extra can now scoop up a pair of pants with a cloth penis and scrotum stitched to the crotch. The unusual accoutrement, paraded on the Madrid runway thanks to designer Isabel Mastache, isn't for everyone, of course. As Queerty's fashion reviewer declares: "Three words. Do not want." Click here to watch the pants make their way down the runway.