Stoner Goes to Cops After Girlfriend Morphs Into Dolphin Swedish smoker lodges complaint over psychedelic hash By Rob Quinn, Newser Staff Posted Feb 24, 2010 6:45 AM CST 20 comments Comments The dissatisfied Swede told police that smoking the suspect hash left him in a nightmare scenario in which he realized his girlfriend was in fact a dolphin. (Shutter Stock) (Newser) – When a Swedish dope smoker's TV started talking to him and his girlfriend appeared to turn into a dolphin, he decided it was time to lodge a complaint. The befuddled 26-year-old went to his local police station to complain about the low quality of the hash he had been sold. He told officers he suspected it had been laced with LSD or some other psychedelic substance, and wanted it tested, the Local reports. The man told police he'd never experienced similar effects in his 10 years of smoking hash. Police say the dealer could face assault charges on top of drug-dealing ones if the hashish sample turned in by the dissatisfied customer was found to contain LSD. No charges have been filed, however, since the smoker eventually decided against giving police the name of his supplier.