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Stoner Goes to Cops After Girlfriend Morphs Into Dolphin

Swedish smoker lodges complaint over psychedelic hash

By Rob Quinn,  Newser Staff

Posted Feb 24, 2010 6:45 AM CST

(Newser) – When a Swedish dope smoker's TV started talking to him and his girlfriend appeared to turn into a dolphin, he decided it was time to lodge a complaint. The befuddled 26-year-old went to his local police station to complain about the low quality of the hash he had been sold. He told officers he suspected it had been laced with LSD or some other psychedelic substance, and wanted it tested, the Local reports.

The man told police he'd never experienced similar effects in his 10 years of smoking hash. Police say the dealer could face assault charges on top of drug-dealing ones if the hashish sample turned in by the dissatisfied customer was found to contain LSD. No charges have been filed, however, since the smoker eventually decided against giving police the name of his supplier.

The dissatisfied Swede told police that smoking the suspect hash left him in a nightmare scenario in which he realized his girlfriend was in fact a dolphin.
The dissatisfied Swede told police that smoking the suspect hash left him in a nightmare scenario in which he realized his girlfriend was in fact a dolphin.   (Shutter Stock)
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COMMENTS
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murray75228
Feb 28, 2010 3:08 PM CST
Now, in Texas, this would only be a criminal issue if it were a same-sex dolphin marriage......
yummines
Feb 25, 2010 1:37 AM CST
wait a sec, this is in Sweden right? not America? isn't legal to use marijuana in Sweden and to deal it? just trying to clear some things up anyway of course it had LSD. duh.
Anonymous.
Feb 24, 2010 9:26 PM CST
This guy is a fool. Decriminalize all drugs. The use of a substance is a vice, not a crime. If you commit a crime against another person or property, like aggressive force or fraud, you should face the consequences. But drug use in and of itself is not violent, nor is it a crime. This is not a popular belief, but it is legitimate when you take the argument to it's farthest conclusion.

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