Get ready for at least two more weeks of Tiger Woods Mistress Mania: Four of the golfer’s alleged lovers have signed on for Howard Stern’s Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. Participants will compete in categories like Swimsuit, Personality, and Talent for a $100,000 prize provided by cheaters’ dating site AshleyMadison.com. Stern offered a judging spot at the competition, scheduled for March 10, to Elin Nordegren. Shockingly, she has not responded, the Times reports.
One mistress who won’t take part? Rachel Uchitel, whose seven-figure settlement with Woods bars her from any such indiscreet activity, reports the Hollywood Gossip—adding that a cardboard cutout of Mistress No. 1 is still a possible competitor.