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Texas Inmate Made 70 Trips to Wal-Mart

He dyed uniform with coffee, shopped for cigarettes

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 3, 2010 5:09 PM CST

(Newser) – A convicted burglar slipped out of prison in Texas to make a late-night run to Wal-Mart for cigarettes, then slipped back in. About 70 different times. The 19-year-old reportedly dyed his prison uniform with coffee so he wouldn't raise eyebrows at the store, reports the Austin American-Statesman. It also helped that he worked as a prison trusty in a fenceless unit.

Officials only got wise by reviewing Wal-Mart’s surveillance footage, which is apparently much better than the prison’s, and the testimony of an informant. A miffed state senator puts the latest bungle in the context of a “system that’s had cell phones on death row” and “that had a loaded pistol turn up in a maximum-security unit.” This incident “might be funny if it weren’t absurd.” Also, why does Wal-Mart have “better security cameras than our prisons?”

A Wal-Mart.
A Wal-Mart.   (AP Photo)
A Texas inmate isn't letting a 4-year sentence interfere with his smokes.
A Texas inmate isn't letting a 4-year sentence interfere with his smokes.   (Shutter Stock)
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It might be funny if it weren't so absurd. People shopping at a Wal-Mart shouldn't have to worry that the person standing next to them in line is supposed to be in a prison. - State Sen. John Whitmire

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wtf_wtf
Mar 5, 2010 7:43 AM CST
defense... I COuLD HAVE RAN AWAY BUT I DIDNT, BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT U WARDEN
Celticbutterfly
Mar 4, 2010 2:36 PM CST
"Officials only got wise by reviewing Wal-Mart’s surveillance footage, which is apparently much better than the prison’s." I don't know whether to laugh or be angry. I guess, laugh, then be angry.
AdaptAndOvercome
Mar 4, 2010 12:47 PM CST
BECAUSE RICK PERRY IS THE GOVERNOR STUPID! And Texans just voted for that dumbass again.
 

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