14 Celibate Celebrities

Allegedly...

(NEWSER) - Crystal Harris may have apologized for panning Hugh Hefner's bedroom skills , but comments like these just can't be erased. The Frisky lists 15 more celebs who've found themselves dealing with the same public complaint:

• Jesse James: As one of his non-Sandra, non-Kat lady friends put it, he was a "dud in bed who only cared about himself."
• Colin Farrell: A former lover says she kept faking orgasms to be "polite" and to allow Farrell to "keep his dignity."
• Nick Lachey: After their split, Jessica Simpson bemoaned the fact that Lachey's "small package was a problem sometimes."

Who knew Paris Hilton hawked craft supplies?

(NEWSER) - Celebrities do the darnedest things…for money. Fox News rounds up the 26 oddest celebrity product endorsements:

• Jessica Simpson: Two words: Edible cosmetics.
• Paris Hilton: Selling hair extensions we understand. But scrapbook supplies ? Not so much.
• Nelly: The singer gave his energy drink the regrettable name “Pimp Juice.”

The lady, who says she has no time for sex, should stop giving advice

(NEWSER) - Lady Gaga—you know, the pop star who rarely wears pants and sings about her desire to “take a ride on your disco stick”—is touting safe sex, or at least safer sex, and Andy Pemberton is annoyed. Not at the message: What she said, at an AIDS charity function yesterday, was not to have sex with anyone you “can’t get to know.” But at the way she said it: "Even Lady Gaga can be celibate." So whatever she's doing you're supposed to do, too? he grumbles on the Huffington Post . More»

Concert riders reveal what performers like to eat

(NEWSER) - Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez certainly aren't the only divas in Hollywood: Nicki Minaj's concert rider, recently revealed in a magazine interview, show that she has some pretty involved backstage demands as well. Those include three 12-piece buckets of spicy fried chicken, no thighs, and scented candles smelling like baked goods, the Daily Mail reports. The Huffington Post rounds up the food requests of 13 other celebrities:

• Jordin Sparks: The American Idol alum only wants healthy food, including a jar of kosher pickle spears.
• Lady Gaga: Her rider doesn't demand food at all, just beverages including Red Bull.

Joseph and Cynthia Germanotta need help, says critic

(NEWSER) - New York's new restaurant, Joanne, gets a scathing review in the Post by restaurant critic Steve Cuozzo, a fact about which few would probably care ... except that the restaurant in question is owned by Lady Gaga's parents, Joseph and Cynthia Germanotta. In his amusing critique, Cuozzo starts off by noting that the restaurant appeared to be "running mainly on acrid-smelling burnt vinegar wafting intermittently through the raucous dining room." As for the celebrity chef running the debacle, "I felt sorry for Art Smith, the fine chef who somehow hooked up with Lady Gaga’s parents," Cuozzo muses. More»