For Pirates 4, No Boob Jobs Need Apply

Casting is under way for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and the requirements are strange indeed: "Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants." In Los Angeles! No cheating, either—besides being required to know how to swim and dive, candidates will have to run during the bluntly named "show and tell day," reports the Sunday Times of London.

In the third installment of the Pirates series, "there were enhanced breasts to give that 18th-century whoreish look and men were pretty well padded, too, and no one worried,” says an expert—on casting, not boob jobs. “But times are changing and the audience can spot false breasts."
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