Heidi Wants to Save the World With '3D Boobs'
Montag fancies herself a 'mogul,' looks forward to film career
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 26, 2010 10:10 AM CDT
Heidi Montag, right, performs during the Miss Universe beauty pageant in Nassau, Bahamas, Sunday, Aug. 23, 2009.   (AP Photo/Andres Leighton)
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(Newser) The Hills is leaving your television screen after this season—and if you think you’re heartbroken over the loss, imagine how Heidi Montag must feel. Well, actually she feels just fine: “I’m so excited The Hills is finally over,” she tells People, before moving on to the truly awe-inspiring portion of the sentence: “I can now become a full-time motion picture actress.” And the interview just keeps getting better.

She doesn’t just want to act—oh no—she wants to play “a lifeguard named Summer” in a script she wrote herself, which she describes as “the first 3D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3D boobs.” Guess who else she wants to cast in this doozy? That’s right, Dolly Parton. Arguably the best line: Montag refers to herself as a “female mogul in Hollywood.”

 

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