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6 Totally Unnecessary Movie Remakes

Clash of the Titans was bad enough, but it gets worse

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 5, 2010 12:02 PM CDT

(Newser) – Sometimes you don’t even have to sit through a movie remake to wonder, Was this really necessary? Cary McNeal lists six do-overs that we definitely don’t need, on Café Mom:

  1. The Karate Kid: “They're remaking the 1984 classic. Which probably leaves you with the same question I always have when I see that a great film is being redone: Why?”

  1. Clash of the Titans: The “lame” special effects in the original were “what gave the movie its charm.” No such charm in the remake, just “boatloads of CGI.”
  2. Red Dawn: Sure, the original sucked—but “sucking is what made it likable,” so the remake is ill-advised. Plus, “I don't think a Russian invasion is anything we have to worry about now.”
For the complete list, which includes a film starring Julie Andrews, click here.

In this publicity image released by Columbia Pictures, Jaden Smith as Dre, left, and Jackie Chan as Mr. Han are shown in The Karate Kid.
In this publicity image released by Columbia Pictures, Jaden Smith as Dre, left, and Jackie Chan as Mr. Han are shown in "The Karate Kid."   (AP Photo/Columbia Pictures, Jasin Boland)
In this film publicity file image released by Warner Bros. Pictures, Sam Worthington portrays Perseus in a scene from Clash of the Titans.
In this film publicity file image released by Warner Bros. Pictures, Sam Worthington portrays Perseus in a scene from "Clash of the Titans."   (AP Photo/Legendary Pictures and Warner Bros. Pictures, File)
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The "Clash of the Titans" trailer.   (WOAI.com San Antonio News)
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spraynard
Apr 5, 2010 9:25 PM CDT
In Red Dawn they used american stand ins to symbolize afghanis in their fight against the russians.

Are they going to maintain that subtext? I doubt it.
Circusdog
Apr 5, 2010 7:46 PM CDT
They were gonna call The New Karate Kid...Wax on Wax off...but all the test audiences thought it was a porn movie.

Ba-Dum-bah!
Circusdog
Apr 5, 2010 7:36 PM CDT
I'm hoping for Friday the 13th: The musical or the remake of Ishtar or any Pia Zadora movie...the remake would have to be better!
 

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