UFOs Are Attacking Our Sheep: Brits
'Laser lights' responsible for wounds, says group
By Mary Papenfuss,  Newser User
Posted Apr 6, 2010 3:19 AM CDT
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(Newser) – A group of British extraterrestrial hunters are claiming that the bizarre wounds suffered by English sheep over the last 10 years are the result of UFO laser probes. Sheep have lost eyes, organs and flesh to the light blasts, they report. The UFOs roam a 50-mile corridor in the west midlands region, a representative of the 15-member Animal Pathology Field Unit told the Telegraph. "The technology is frightening," he said. "These lights and spheres are clearly not ours." No word yet from X-Files investigators.