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'Fembots' Take Over the World

All you need to be famous nowadays is plastic surgery

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 19, 2010 1:25 PM CDT | Updated Apr 24, 2010 8:00 AM CDT

(Newser) – Heidi Montag, Larry King’s soon-to-be-ex-wife, and all of Tiger Woods’ mistresses: They’re “fembots,” and they’re cropping up everywhere you look these days. This “species of walking, talking Barbie dolls appears increasingly likely to take over the world,” writes Rebecca Dana for the Daily Beast. They look artificial and are probably immortal, and unlike the fembots of yesteryear (like the surgery-enhanced Meg Ryan), these ladies “are increasingly bold about the work they’re getting done.”

Plastic surgery seems to be replacing talent as the only requirement for getting an agent, a manager, or at least a lawyer—well-preserved ladies make up “Gloria Allred’s entire legal practice.” Like it or not, reality TV and the Internet have “fundamentally changed our ideas about privacy and shame—and in the case of Montag and some of the most extreme examples, just flat-out demolished both.”

Heidi Montag arrives to host an evening at the Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace early February 14, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Heidi Montag arrives to host an evening at the Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace early February 14, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada.   (Getty Images)
Larry King and Shawn Southwick attend the 16th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party at the Pacific Design Center on February 24, 2008 in West Hollywood, California.
Larry King and Shawn Southwick attend the 16th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party at the Pacific Design Center on February 24, 2008 in West Hollywood, California.   (Getty Images)
Model Yoanna House attends The CW: It's A Reality at Simyone Lounge on February 23, 2010 in New York City.
Model Yoanna House attends The CW: It's A Reality at Simyone Lounge on February 23, 2010 in New York City.   (Getty Images)
Television personality Kelly Bensimon attends the premiere of Brooklyn's Finest in New York, on Tuesday, March 2, 2010.
Television personality Kelly Bensimon attends the premiere of "Brooklyn's Finest" in New York, on Tuesday, March 2, 2010.   (AP Photo/Peter Kramer)
Christina Aguilera is going full-Fembot for the cover of her new album Bionic, out June 8, writes Rebecca Dana.
"Christina Aguilera is going full-Fembot for the cover of her new album Bionic, out June 8," writes Rebecca Dana.   (Amazon.com)
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Behold the rise of the bionic woman! Part human, part machine, she is at once sexy and scary, delicate and indestructible. Can she shoot bullets out of that heaving bosom? Best not to find out.
- Rebecca Dana

If the right parts of your body are puffy enough, and the bones of your face unnaturally prominent, you can probably get an agent or a manager these days—or at least a high-paid waitressing gig and the chance to sleep with, and later sue, a real celebrity.
- Rebecca Dana

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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 20 comments
ducme
Apr 24, 2010 10:49 PM CDT
All trash, no class.
Whheeers the brains
krymsonkyng
Apr 24, 2010 2:53 PM CDT
Cyborgs are sexy, whether they're plastic or metal but I could care less for the hardware if the software is trash.
Ucantusethatname
Apr 24, 2010 2:24 PM CDT
How could Heidi be Larry King's ex-wife when she is married to Spencer Pratt? Nice job of researching. I suggest Evann read a newspaper now and then.
 

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