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Wiping out crime, one ticket at a time

By Sing_Along,  Newser User

Posted Apr 26, 2010 1:46 AM CDT

(User Submitted) – Chicago suburb man is charged with disorderly conduct, after he used a $15 ticket to wipe his butt. Along with his ticket he sent in a note explaining what the brown substance was. He is currently out on bail, but is due back in court shortly. Read the full article.

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WallyEFunk
Apr 26, 2010 12:30 PM CDT
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