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Earth Moved on 'Boobquake' Day...

But no more than usual; take that, Iranian cleric

By Kate Seamons,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 27, 2010 8:38 AM CDT

(Newser) Boobquake 2010 is officially over, the numbers have been crunched, and it's time to see if Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was right, writes Jen McCreight on Blag Hag. Before she dishes the nitty-gritty, she clarifies one Boobquake misconception: The point wasn't to see if any earthquakes occurred; dozens happen daily. What the bosom-baring ladies of the world were looking for was an increase in number or severity. And they didn't find it.

Using data from the USGS Earthquake site, yesterday's 47 recorded earthquakes fell well within the 95% confidence interval for number of earthquakes. (In other words, it was normal) "'But Jen!' the internet cried, 'what about the 6.5 magnitude earthquake in Taiwan? Surely that shows our bosoms have supernatural powers!'" she writes. Sorry, Charlie. Earthquakes between 6.0 and 6.9 magnitude happen about 134 times a year, and yesterday's mean magnitude was lower than the average since February. "Maybe immodest women actually decrease the amount of earthquakes!"

Boobquake diagram.
Boobquake diagram.   (?Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com)
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Women gathered in Dupont Circle to protest a radical Islamic leader's claims that scantily clad women cause earthquakes.   (WRC Washington DC NBC)

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So, sorry Sedighi. To quote something that was floating around Twitter—women can move mountains, but they don't cause earthquakes.
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Obviously this study had its flaws. We didn't have a large sample size, and we didn't have a control planet where women were only wearing burkas. (What's the unit of immodesty anyway? Intensity of red on blushing nuns?). -

If you hear a news report in the next couple weeks saying a bizarre Indiana earthquake killed a science blogger, well, then maybe we'll have to rethink our conclusions a bit. -

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COMMENTS
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YetAnotherCollegeKid
Apr 28, 2010 10:27 PM CDT
Clearly, cleavage isn't enough. Boobquake 2011 is going to have to go topless to see any results. Think of the science, people!
Mercenary_Soldier
Apr 28, 2010 1:07 PM CDT
Ha ha ha! This is rich. This shows that these Iranian scientists are the dummest people on earth.
Berzelius
Apr 27, 2010 5:19 PM CDT
Well I didn't notce more cleavage than usual, so I guess we'll never know.
 

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