Lad Mag Columnist: 'Cut Your Ex's Face' Magazine: Regrettable production mistake By Emily Rauhala, Newser User Posted May 6, 2010 2:32 AM CDT 13 comments Comments Ask Danny? No thanks. (YouTube) (Newser) – File this under Shocking Advice: A columnist for Brit lad mag Zoo has urged a lovelorn reader to slice his former girlfriend's face. Go on a "rampage with the boys, get on the booze and smash anything that moves," actor Danny Dyer responds to reader "Alex," who asks how he can mend a broken heart. Or, Dyer adds: "Cut your ex's face, and then no one will want her." A magazine spokesman ells the Guardian the column was an "extremely regrettable production error." The author says he was misquoted.