Pickup Lines for Al Gore Sample: "I promise to finish second" By Emily Rauhala, Newser User Posted Jun 3, 2010 10:48 AM CDT 12 comments Comments Hey ladies, how you doing? (AP Photo/Kamran Jebreili) (Newser) – Al Gore is known for a lot of things—losing the presidency, "inventing" the Internet, fighting global warming—but charisma ain't one of them. Thankfully, comedian Andy Borowitz and his Twitter followers want to help the newly-single activist woo the ladies. Here are some of the best pickup lines they came up with: @BorowitzReport "Here's an inconvenient truth, baby—I want to get into your lockbox!" @heymynameisevan "The average temperature has climbed 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit since you walked in here." @umajade "How do I love thee? Let me (re)count the ways. " @BorowitzReport "Baby, if you want to see how big my hanging chad is, let's go to my place & do a recount." @colsonwhitehead "I promise to finish second." Follow #gorepickuplines here. For more on Gore's split from Tipper, click here.