Pickup Lines for Al Gore

Al Gore is known for a lot of things—losing the presidency, "inventing" the Internet, fighting global warming—but charisma ain't one of them. Thankfully, comedian Andy Borowitz and his Twitter followers want to help the newly-single activist woo the ladies. Here are some of the best pickup lines they came up with:

• @BorowitzReport "Here's an inconvenient truth, baby—I want to get into your lockbox!"
• @heymynameisevan "The average temperature has climbed 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit since you walked in here."
  

• @umajade "How do I love thee? Let me (re)count the ways. "
• @BorowitzReport "Baby, if you want to see how big my hanging chad is, let's go to my place & do a recount."
• @colsonwhitehead "I promise to finish second."

Follow #gorepickuplines here. For more on Gore's split from Tipper, click here.

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