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Bad news for bad TV addicts: Celebrity Rehab 4 is on hold until VH1 finds a big-name patient. Well, if the show agrees not to be picky about what exactly they're addicted to, Amelia McDonell-Parry of The Frisky has a few ideas:
- Spencer Pratt: "Spencer has been a certified douchebag for years, but ever since he started wearing pounds of supposedly 'magic' crystals around his neck, fingers, and in his pockets, he’s gone off the deep end."
- Tila Tequila: OK, OK, so she's already set to appear on the show for her Ambien addiction. But shouldn't we be more concerned about her Twitter addiction?
- Kate Gosselin: Yes, it's ironic to put her on TV in order to deal with her addiction to being on TV...but if it gets her off TV permanently, it's a public service.
- Gwyneth Paltrow: Bonus! She has two addictions: Working out, and "being really sanctimonious about it."
- Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher: The addiction the Killers co-stars share? Making bad movies. Remember, you have them to thank for The Butterfly Effect, Valentine's Day, The Ugly Truth, and Just Married.
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