A Washington state man turned his rectum into an Aladdin's Cave of contraband in preparation for a 3-day stay in prison, police say. The man managed to smuggle in a lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a baggie of suspected marijuana, according to officials at the county jail.
Guards became suspicious after a plastic bag was found floating in the cell's toilet and the 24-year-old surrendered the contraband after questioning. "We were all wondering, ‘How do you put all that up there?’" a police spokesman told Wenatchee World. “The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce.”