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Con Packed a Lot of Junk in His Trunk

Guards amazed by size of Washington inmate's rectal stash

By Rob Quinn,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 7, 2010 3:13 AM CDT

(Newser) – A Washington state man turned his rectum into an Aladdin's Cave of contraband in preparation for a 3-day stay in prison, police say. The man managed to smuggle in a lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a baggie of suspected marijuana, according to officials at the county jail.

Guards became suspicious after a plastic bag was found floating in the cell's toilet and the 24-year-old surrendered the contraband after questioning. "We were all wondering, ‘How do you put all that up there?’" a police spokesman told Wenatchee World. “The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce.”

The 24-year-old inmate overpacked for his 3-day stay in jail, guards say.
The 24-year-old inmate overpacked for his 3-day stay in jail, guards say.   (Shutter Stock)
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JohnEd
Jun 7, 2010 10:40 PM CDT
Didn't Mike Meyers do a skit on this in a mooovie babie!
Spudsy
Jun 7, 2010 5:57 PM CDT
"eight tattoo needles" ----- Don't want to know what getting those out felt like.
ptolemny
Jun 7, 2010 4:37 PM CDT
"... so he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long yeas he wore this watch - up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery; he give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years I was sent home to my family and... now... little man,,, I give the watch to you."
 

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