Meet Richard Simmons' Gay Lover

National Enquirer shocks the world once again

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 11, 2010 10:38 AM CDT

(Newser) – The latest National Enquirer has a scoop so big, it’s sure to blow your mind: Richard Simmons is gay! If that doesn't surprise you, perhaps you don't remember that if the fitness guru is gay, he’s still in the closet. A blogger posted the first page of the Enquirer piece, which introduces us to a porn star and hustler who claims to have been Simmons’ secret gay lover in the '80s.

The article includes such TMI details as Simmons’ love for giving oiled-up full-body massages. The alleged kiss-and-tell artist helpfully describes Simmons for those of us who’ve never laid eyes on him: “a lovely guy, but not particularly attractive.”

Richard Simmons reenergizes Chicago commuters with Ocean Spray's(r) Cranergy(r) Energy Juice Drink, Tues., March 31, 2009.   (Feature Photo Service)
Richard Simmons revs-up Miami on Friday, March 27, 2009 for the weekend with Ocean Spray's (r) Cranergy (r) Energy Juice Drink. At left is Meredith LaMarche and Kelley Frantz.   (Feature Photo Service)
Richard Simmons reenergizes Philadelphia commuters with Ocean Spray's(r) Cranergy(r) Energy Juice Drink on Thurs., April 2, 2009.   (Feature Photo Service)
Fitness guru Richard Simmons will lead The World's Largest Senior Workout as part of The National Senior Games in Louisville, Ky., Saturday June 30   (Photo: Business Wire)
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