Colbert Sticks It to the English, and Their Muffins

So the British are getting all hot and bothered because we're being too hard on poor little BP? Too bad. Stephen Colbert doesn't "give a flying shepherd's pie," he said last night, declaring the oil spill, "the biggest British mess to hit our shores since Amy Winehouse." Until the British clean up this mess, we're not eating any more English muffins, Colbert decreed; we're eating "freedom muffins." And while we're at it, let's rename Brit Hume of Fox News "Freedom Hume," just for fun.
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