Keep Amanda Bynes, Let These Actors Retire

Miley Cyrus, Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart are disposable
By M. Morris,  Newser Staff
Posted Jun 21, 2010 1:54 PM CDT
Miley Cyrus rehearses for the 2010 Much Music Video Awards in Toronto, June 19, 2010. She hosted the ceremony Sunday.   (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Adrien Veczan)
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(Newser) – News that 24-year-old Amanda Bynes is retiring from acting doesn't sit well with Richard Lawson. "There were signs of some charm in her fluffy teen pics," he writes for Gawker, and besides, plenty of other no-talent actors could quit without causing a moment's pain:

  • Kristen Stewart: Whether in the Twilight movies, indies, or chick flicks, "every time, Kristen Stewart is just being mumbly, mopey, slappable Kristen Stewart. She's one-note, and that note is annoying."

  • Chace Crawford: The Gossip Girl star is "very pretty," but his stock was dropping even before his recent drug bust. "I put him in a paper bag three years ago and he's still stuck in it. He just hasn't been able to act his way out of it."
  • Megan Fox: So far past her expiration date, "one of her two upcoming projects is a movie starring Mickey Rourke about an angel getting rescued by a trumpet player. Seriously!"
To see the full list, which includes a 16-time Oscar nominee (Lawson's kidding about her, we think), click here.

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