Twittery LiLo: 'FU' a Joke

Meanwhile, she keeps cookin' on 5 prescription drugs
By Mary Papenfuss,  Newser Staff
Posted Jul 8, 2010 4:00 AM CDT
Updated Jul 8, 2010 5:28 AM CDT
Twittery LiLo: 'FU' a Joke
Actress Lindsay Lohan reacts after the sentencing by Superior Court Judge Marsha Reve during a hearing in Beverly Hills, Calif.   (AP Photo/David McNew, Pool)

Twitter-happy Lindsay Lohan has hit the chatter-sphere with her own unique brand of largely incoherent comments in the wake of her tear-wrenching 90-day jail sentence for blowing off alcohol education classes. First, she insisted that whole "F U" message written on the middle fingernail of her left hand was just a "joke" and not intended for the court, notes the New York Daily News. Then she went on about UN torture pronouncements and "perverted" sentencing, though it's hazy whether she thought her own situation applied, or if she was referring to the stoning of an Iranian woman—or both.

Poor Lindsay. At least she won't have to go cold turkey in jail and risk seriously running off the rails. It turns out she's on 5 legal prescription drugs—2 anti-depressants, speedy Adderall, Nexium for heartburn, and the powerful opiate Dilaudid for "dental pain," according to a probation report for the court. "The defendant indicates she has been on the same prescription medication for as long as she can remember," the report states. Lohan will be interviewed by 2 shrinks who will “submit an opinion as to best type of program for the defendant,” according to a court order obtained by Access Hollywood.
(More Lindsay Lohan stories.)

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