How LiLo Can Pass Time in Jail

If she scores a book deal, she can start writing it...
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Jul 11, 2010 10:30 AM CDT
Actress Lindsay Lohan, left, reacts with her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley after the sentencing by Superior Court Judge Marsha Reve during a hearing in Beverly Hills, Calif., Tuesday, July 6, 2010.   (AP Photo/David McNew, Pool)

(Newser) – Look on the bright side, LiLo: You might not be happy about having to spend 90 days in jail, but at least it’ll give you the time you need to get a trendy prison tattoo. That's one of the 12 ideas Kate Torgovnick has for how Lindsay Lohan can spend her prison time, on The Frisky:

  1. “Be thankful that she doesn’t have to deal with paparazzi for three months.”
  2. “Find a Samantha Ronson look-alike” to date.

  1. “Make this a method acting exercise so she can nail the role of porn star Linda Lovelace.”
  2. “Learn the art of prison beauty,” especially since she won’t be allowed real makeup. “We hear a burnt match tip or ink from a pen make great eyeliner.”
For the complete list of ideas—including one involving sanitary pads—click here.

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