Glenn Beck Takes Page From LiLo Handbook

Glenn Beck whipped out more than his chalkboards last night. During a segment in which he tied MSNBC's low ratings to its coverage of super relevant stories like jailbird Lindsay Lohan, Beck said, "Did you hear she wrote something on her fingernails? I saw it on MSNBC—hey MSNBC..." Then he proceeds to fake sob and display fingernails bearing the message "NO RATING."

If that wasn't message enough, he explains: "Maybe because you're not covering anything that anybody wants to watch. Maybe because you're talking about Lindsay Lohan, and she doesn't affect anyone's life." She may not affect your life, but if you want to see her hidden-message fingernails, click here.
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