The bad news: Lindsay Lohan is going to jail. The good news: Her pined-after ex, Samantha Ronson, is back on her side. Ronson recently defended Lohan against a stream of hilarious—er, mean—tweets from Joan Rivers. Samples: “Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor” and “I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.”
“Hey Joan Rivers,” tweeted Sam in response, “You have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can't hear.” LiLo was quick to re-tweet with a “thank you ;),” Us reports.