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9 Celebs Who Picked Lame Baby Names

Cristiano Ronaldo will never forget son's name

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 12, 2010 9:24 AM CDT

(Newser) – For every celebrity like Gwyneth Paltrow who names her baby Apple, there’s a Cristiano Ronaldo who names his baby…Cristiano Ronaldo. The Daily Beast takes a look at 9 celebrities who didn't get too creative with baby names:

  • George Foreman: Not only are his five sons all named George—he was “really close to naming all the girls George as well,” he once wrote, “but I decided that might have been overkill.”
  • Courteney Cox: Her daughter would have been named “Courteney Cox”—but dad David Arquette is half-Jewish and against naming children after a living person, so they instead combined the first two letters of mom’s first and last names to come up with “Coco.”

  • Roland Burris: The Illinois senator appointed, controversially, by Gov. Rod Blagojevich has a son named Roland II, a daughter named Rolanda, and a grandson named…wait for it…Roland.
  • Jermaine Jackson: Turns out Michael wasn’t the only one in the Jackson family with a penchant for naming kids after himself. Jermaine has a Jermaine Jr., a Jaimy, a Jermajesty, and a bunch of other J-name kids: Jeremy, Jourdynn, and Jafaar. Almost makes you feel bad for left-out children Autumn and Dawn.
For the complete list, click here.

In this photograph taken on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, former heavyweight boxing champion of the world George Foreman, right, smiles as he talks about his son, George Foreman III, left, in Houston.
In this photograph taken on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, former heavyweight boxing champion of the world George Foreman, right, smiles as he talks about his son, George Foreman III, left, in Houston.   (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)
Courteney Cox arrives at the Crystal Lucy Awards on Tuesday June 1, 2010, in Los Angeles.
Courteney Cox arrives at the Crystal Lucy Awards on Tuesday June 1, 2010, in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Katy Winn)
In this Oct. 15, 2009 file photo, Sen. Roland Burris is interviewed by the Associated Press in his Capitol Hill office in Washington.
In this Oct. 15, 2009 file photo, Sen. Roland Burris is interviewed by the Associated Press in his Capitol Hill office in Washington.   (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak, File)
Singer Jermaine Jackson, second from right, his wife Halima Rashid, second from left, and son Jaafar Jackson, left, and son Jermajesty Jackson, right, on Wednesday, Dec. 9, 2009.
Singer Jermaine Jackson, second from right, his wife Halima Rashid, second from left, and son Jaafar Jackson, left, and son Jermajesty Jackson, right, on Wednesday, Dec. 9, 2009.   (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)
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Priscilla Hart
Jul 12, 2010 12:26 PM CDT
What's wrong with "Coco"? That's isn't similar to Courteney Cox. Thank goodness that David didn't want to name his daughter after Courteney. It would be too confusing having two Courteney's in Hollywood. ;)
 

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