How Not to Be Boring Esquire's advice on keeping things interesting By Emily Rauhala, Newser User Posted Jul 25, 2010 1:55 PM CDT 16 comments Comments Do. Not. Mention. Blog. (Shutterstock) (Newser) – Are you a bit of a dullard? Me, too. Thankfully, the folks at Esquire have put together a guide to being cool. Well, cooler. Here are some of their tips for the socially challenged: First of all, just don't be boring: If what you're saying is making your own eyes glaze over, "Stop talking. Acknowledge the situation. Smile. Move on." Make lemonade: Every awkward pause is an opportunity. "People would rather listen to you talk about yourself than nothing." Keep it simple, stupid: That person you just met doesn't need to hear about your breakup or your cat. "Limit stories to the last five minutes of your life—the turnout, the Scotch selection, the homeless man you mistakenly took for a valet." Shut up about your blog: Really, nobody cares. Click here for the rest of the list. What, you like lists? Check out this list of "actors" who should really call it quits (and yes, Miley is on it).