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Eva Mendes Hawks Sex Tape

This tape will work in 'nastiest, dirtiest' conditions

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 4, 2010 10:58 AM CDT
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(Newser) – Eva Mendes must have heard all the rumors about her soon-to-be-leaked sex tape—so she decided to cash in. By selling her “sex tape”…as in tape that “Secures EXtremely well” in a Funny Or Die infomercial. “Suddenly, the Internet was demanding that I release this household product,” she says. “In fact, ‘Eva Mendes sex tape’ was a top Google search before the product even existed!”

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