Eva Mendes Hawks Sex Tape
This tape will work in 'nastiest, dirtiest' conditions
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Aug 4, 2010 10:58 AM CDT

(Newser) – Eva Mendes must have heard all the rumors about her soon-to-be-leaked sex tape—so she decided to cash in. By selling her “sex tape”…as in tape that “Secures EXtremely well” in a Funny Or Die infomercial. “Suddenly, the Internet was demanding that I release this household product,” she says. “In fact, ‘Eva Mendes sex tape’ was a top Google search before the product even existed!”