Eva Mendes Hawks Sex Tape
This tape will work in 'nastiest, dirtiest' conditions
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted Aug 4, 2010 10:58 AM CDT
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(Newser) – Eva Mendes must have heard all the rumors about her soon-to-be-leaked sex tape—so she decided to cash in. By selling her “sex tape”…as in tape that “Secures EXtremely well” in a Funny Or Die infomercial. “Suddenly, the Internet was demanding that I release this household product,” she says. “In fact, ‘Eva Mendes sex tape’ was a top Google search before the product even existed!”

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MDD
Aug 5, 2010 3:54 AM CDT
Who is she again??
MisterPlinkett
Aug 4, 2010 6:26 PM CDT
Not even kinda funny...
drlarrymitchell
Aug 4, 2010 2:38 PM CDT
Maybe she's finally appearing in a flick worth watching...but I kinda doubt it.