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Why I'll Never Freeze My Eggs

Jessi Klein is 35, but not desperate

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 18, 2010 11:21 AM CDT

(Newser) – Jessi Klein is 35 and childless, which meant it was time for that “horribly clichéd sad-woman moment” at her gynecologist’s office: The moment her doctor asked if she wanted some “literature” about freezing her eggs. At that moment, “I decided I didn’t want the literature. And I don’t ever want the literature about anything related to the world of Fertility. It’s my big thirty-fifth birthday present to myself,” Klein writes on the Daily Beast.

Klein has no desire to force her body “into doing something it may not naturally feel like doing,” she hates doctors’ offices, and she’d rather spend the money on something else—like adoption. “I don’t ever want to feel so desperate about having my biological child,” she concludes. “If I have one wish for this birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. And part of that is believing that if I’m meant to give birth, I will.”

The one doomsday prediction I thought had kind of evaporated was the idea that after 35 the only baby you can create is the one you see when you pop your Ally McBeal episodes onto the DVD player.
"The one doomsday prediction I thought had kind of evaporated was the idea that after 35 the only baby you can create is the one you see when you pop your Ally McBeal episodes onto the DVD player."   (Shutter Stock)
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As you probably know, 35 is the age when a single woman’s heart explodes like a dream-raisin deferred, and all the petals fall off her vagina and dozens of cats suddenly park themselves in a circle around her cobwebby old hope chest.
- Jessi Klein

I don’t like needles. And I don’t like doctors’ offices. It’s not a casual dislike. I hate sitting in those offices, freaking out about my health. Life feels too short to spend huge amounts of voluntary time being prodded and injected.
- Jessi Klein

Then there is the cost. I already spend an uncomfortable amount of money just on the grooming required to have sex in the first place. I cannot relate to spending down payments on houses just to replicate my very extra-special DNA.
- Jessi Klein

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COMMENTS
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JohnEd
Aug 20, 2010 2:37 AM CDT
Hey, try sex!
draftybeer
Aug 19, 2010 9:27 AM CDT
It's just a beeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr gut.......I got one......who cares...........
SyndicateOrange
Aug 18, 2010 3:21 PM CDT
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