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Let's Get Brett Favre's Retirement in Writing

In fact, let's make him 'double pinky-swear,' writes Jason Gay

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 4, 2011 12:43 PM CST

(Newser) – Enough is enough: It’s time to get Brett Favre’s retirement in writing. In the Wall Street Journal, Jason Gay offers up a sample contract. A few humorous highlights:

  • It starts: "I, Brett Lorenzo Favre, do hereby formally declare my official retirement from
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