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Guy 'Fesses Up to Everything in Own Obituary

Seems Val Patterson had a lot to get off his chest

By Polly Davis Doig,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 17, 2012 2:45 PM CDT

(Newser) – Val Patterson died last week after a bout with throat cancer that gave him time to write a doozy of an obituary, in which the 59-year-old Utahan came clean about pretty much everything. "Now that I have gone to my reward," Patterson wrote...   Read full story »

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