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Phyllis Diller One-Liners

"I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'"

By the Associated Press

Posted Aug 21, 2012 3:55 PM CDT

(AP) – A selection of comic lines from Phyllis Diller, who died yesterday at age 95:

  • "I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo."
  • "When I told Fang I was going to have my face lifted, he said,
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