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Speed Racer Is a Slog

Sparkling presentation doesn't make up for failed storyline

By Matt Cantor, Newser Staff

Posted May 9, 2008 11:33 AM CDT

(Newser) – The Wachowski brothers’ Speed Racer is a flashy ride that would be great for kids—if it weren’t “like C-SPAN set in an arcade,” writes Carina Chocano in the Los Angeles Times. Endless, aimless dialog, she says, dominates the “juvenile and... Read full story »

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Sparkling presentation doesn't make up for failed storyline

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