Charlie Sheen Marries No. 3

(NEWSER) - A wayward Honda smashed into an SUV carrying the two daughters of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen today, but both girls are unhurt, TMZ reports. Their nanny was driving Sam and Lola Rose Sheen, 4 and 3, up the Pacific Coast Highway when a Honda cut them off, causing a four-car accident. Only the Honda driver was hurt. Police made no arrests after the incident. More»

But it's too late for Kelsey Grammer, Kayte Walsh

(NEWSER) - Surely you were moved last week by the touching story of 57-year-old Kelsey Grammer and his much younger wife , Kayte Walsh, who walked into a Chicago tattoo parlor last Saturday so that Grammer could get "Kayte" tattooed on his hip. But The Frisky fears for their union: It turns out, if these other 10 couples are anything to go by, getting matching ink does not guarantee lasting love:

• Tony Parker and Eva Longoria: Now that their marriage is over, they probably wish they didn't have their wedding date permanently tattooed on them.

Would you want Charlie Sheen's sperm?

(NEWSER) - Fighting over money and property is par for the course in a celebrity divorce. But these five couples, compiled by the Huffington Post , took things a step further:

• Stephanie Seymour and Peter Brant: The nude bust they fought over was in Seymour's image, but it was commissioned by Brant. Fortunately, they called off their divorce, so now they can share it.

That radio rant was hardly the actor's first trainwreck moment

(NEWSER) - Dissing the co-creator of his hit TV show may be Charlie Sheen's most costly mistake —but it's most definitely not his first. The Hollywood Reporter runs down eight previous Sheen screw-ups:

• 1990: While engaged to Kelly Preston, Sheen thought he heard someone in their townhouse, put his gun in his pocket, and went to investigate. Then he forgot about the gun, took off his pants, and left them in the bathroom. When Preston went to move them, the pistol went off and injured her. Is it any surprise she married John Travolta instead?

Tiger Woods' top placement not at all shocking

(NEWSER) - Thanks to David Arquette’s neverending oversharing , his troubled union with Courteney Cox seems pretty bad—until you compare it to, say, the troubled union of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. Calculating data from the past 10 years, the Daily Beast considered number of breakups, rumored affairs, restraining orders, lawsuits, substance abuse, domestic abuse, and children to determine the 20 most dysfunctional couples of the decade (Courteney and David don’t make it in): More»