Nearing 50, Madonna Jabs 'Ageist' Society

'Trussed chicken' poses reveal diva's pathetic desperation

(NEWSER) - More than gloves came off for Madonna during her divorce, and it seems no amount of pleading can stop the 50-year-old’s “forced erotica,” Jan Moir writes in the Daily Mail. Madge’s crotch shots for her new Hard Candy album are “the death rattle of a freshly divorced diva desperately seeking assurance that she can still make the grade as a sex goddess.” More»

Madonna is the poster girl for newest youth-restoring procedures

(NEWSER) - Following the lead of Madonna and Demi Moore, women in their 50s and 60s are trading the tight pull of traditional facelifts for techniques that push out the face to resemble the baby fat plumpness of teenage definition, reports New York. The magazine dubs the sought-after look the “New New Face.” More»

Probiotics may help her stay healthy

(NEWSER) - If you’d like nothing more than to remain as perpetually youthful as Madonna but you don’t have $86,000 to spend on your face , good news: There is another way. Madonna fancies fiber-rich foods and probiotics, or "good bacteria," an alternative diet touted with aiding digestion, fending off disease, and generally improving health, Bloomberg explains. Think fermented soy beans, whole grains, and seaweed, while staying away from animal products, processed food, white sugar, and coffee. More»

Genevieve Sabourin arrested at actor's home

(NEWSER) - Alec Baldwin met Canadian actress Genevieve Sabourin back in 2002 while filming The Adventures of Pluto Nash, on which she was working as a publicist, and apparently he made such an impression on her that she's been stalking him ever since. Sabourin, 40, was arrested yesterday at Baldwin's New York home, the Daily News reports; she had reportedly also followed him to various places around the city and shown up at his home in the Hamptons in the past. Baldwin joins these other stalked celebs:

• Madonna: The Material Girl has had more than her fair share of stalkers. One, Robert Dewey Hoskins, escaped from the mental health facility where he was being held in February. Fortunately, cops found him a week later.
• Dr. Drew: The celebrity physician had a particularly creepy stalker, who was arrested after threatening to kill the doctor's kids and force his wife to eat them.
• David Letterman: His stalker referred to herself as "Mrs. David Letterman," and was arrested after breaking into his home a minimum of seven times. (Oddly, another woman accused Letterman of stalking her … via code.)

Material Girl likes extremely pricey facials

(NEWSER) - If you are among those who think—as the Telegraph apparently does—that Madonna doesn't look a day over 30, then you may be interested to know what her secret is. The answer: very, very expensive facials. It seems the Material Girl prefers Intraceuticals, facials that must be administered with a special machine that costs nearly $14,400. For reasons unknown, Madonna has reportedly purchased six of those machines, meaning she's spent nearly $86,400 to keep her 53-year-old face looking youthful. More»