Quaid to Hollywood: I'm Outta Here

Some celebs are best after years of fermenting

(NEWSER) - Some stars combust and others fizzle, but a few are reborn. Metromix honors the second wave:

• The Wrestler was made for Mickey Rourke, the "one-time '80s sex symbol" turned professional boxer.
• Drug habits wrote off Robert Downey Jr. until the Iron Man returned with back-to-back hits.
• Dennis Hopper suffered Downey's blues for 15 years before re-emerging as pure evil in Blue Velvet.

See, they really were just like us...once

(NEWSER) - Even Tom Cruise had a newspaper route—in his pre-Hollywood days, of course. The Daily Beast uncovers the summer jobs of 15 celebrities:

• Amy Adams: The Enchanted star was, briefly, a Hooters girl after high school, but she says she “wasn’t cut out to be a Hooters waitress.”
• Brad Pitt: His first job in Hollywood involved wearing a chicken suit at El Pollo Loco.

Director will make sequel with Uma Thurman, but needs 10-year break

(NEWSER) - First, the good news for Quentin Tarantino fans: “The Bride will fight again,” he says, confirming his plan to make the third movie in his Kill Bill franchise. The bad news? Not until 2014, notes the New York Post. “I love the character and I think she deserved 10 years of peace. She deserved 10 years with her child, Bibi,” he tells Italian talk show Parla Con Me. “But after 10 years something will happen that makes her fight again.” More»

Lessons learned from last year's Prop 8 fight will need to be applied

(NEWSER) - For those who believe Hollywood came too late to California’s “No on Prop 8” party during last year’s election, yesterday’s Supreme Court decision to uphold the voter-approved ban on gay marriage brings a question: Will Tinseltown get it right this time around? “I think the message of today’s decision is we have to tone down the rhetoric and start building some bridges,” publicist Howard Bragman tells Variety. More»

Plus, Rihanna house hunts, and more

(NEWSER) - The funeral for Jade Goody, the British reality star who died of cervical cancer, will be held April 4, the BBC reports. A funeral procession will go from her house to a nearby church. Elsewhere:

• Rihanna was spotted house-hunting yesterday in the Hollywood Hills, the Sun reports.
• Struggling-for-cash Lindsay Lohan probably ain't too happy that her assistant scuffed up her $115,000 Maserati, according to TMZ.