Hef Had Family Foursome, Gay Tryst

Allegedly...

(NEWSER) - Crystal Harris may have apologized for panning Hugh Hefner's bedroom skills , but comments like these just can't be erased. The Frisky lists 15 more celebs who've found themselves dealing with the same public complaint:

• Jesse James: As one of his non-Sandra, non-Kat lady friends put it, he was a "dud in bed who only cared about himself."
• Colin Farrell: A former lover says she kept faking orgasms to be "polite" and to allow Farrell to "keep his dignity."
• Nick Lachey: After their split, Jessica Simpson bemoaned the fact that Lachey's "small package was a problem sometimes."

There's only room in this town for one adult show... even in Los Angeles

(NEWSER) - Things are getting dirty. Competing sex conventions in Los Angeles are in the middle of a public feud over the right to host events at the LA Convention Center. The managers of Adultcon—the largest of the three—have canceled two of next year's shows because the city is allowing Exxxotica and the Everything To Do With Sex Show to take place around the same time, reports the Los Angeles Times . More»

Could this mean a wave of porn for the tablet?

(NEWSER) - Has Apple gotten over its porn hang-up? Hugh Heffner set off a wave of speculation by suggesting as much on Twitter today. “Big news! Playboy—both old & new—will be available on iPad beginning in March,” he tweeted, according to Apple Insider . Playboy already has a censored app, but most are assuming that this apparent full archive wouldn’t all be covered up. More»

'That's why they wear lipstick,' says elderly blade

(NEWSER) - Here's a news flash from Hugh Hefner: All women are "sex objects." That's why "women wear lipstick and short skirts," the desicated 84-year-old Don Juan explains. "The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous. Women are sex objects. If women weren't sex objects, there wouldn't be another generation." More»

Tome features braille, raised nudies

(NEWSER) - Explicit braille and raised images of nude men and women highlight a first-ever new book of pornography for the blind. "We're breaking new ground," Canadian author Lisa Murphy tells the Telegraph . Playboy has an edition with braille wording, but there are no pictures. The blind have been left out in a culture saturated with sexual images." More»