LiLo's Sis Heads Down Road to Trouble

Actress drinks wine while discussing her sobriety, says writer

(NEWSER) - Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan discussed her sobriety while drinking wine, then complained bitterly that she deserved the starring role in Black Swan, reports a Miami journalist. Lohan pointed out that she "took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for Black Swan," writes reporter Jacquelynn Powers, who talked to the actress during a May photo shoot for Plum Miami Magazine . (The Daily News does a recap.) As Lohan arrived for the shoot, she was annoyed to see an orange traffic cone blocking a car. "Move that cone. I'm Lindsay Lohan," she shouted from the car. It was moved. More»

Meanwhile, Father of the Year accused of assault

(NEWSER) - The Delusional Quote of the Day comes to us from a source “very close” to Lindsay Lohan, who tells PopEater LiLo will be spending her time in jail writing music…and the resulting album “will definitely get nominated for a Grammy.” For more on her inevitable musical comeback, click here . More from the world o' Lohans:

• Some inmates are “pissy” about Lindsay’s “special treatment,” one recently released woman tells the New York Daily News . There are rumors, denied by the prison, of her own TV and dresser, special food, a private phone, and her own guard.

Lose the fake tan, the blond dye job, and the leggings for a start

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan’s bad publicity parade marches on, but all hope is not lost: Tracey Harrington McCoy fully backs a LiLo career comeback, and she outlines a 12-step program on PopEater :

1. No more fake tanning: It’s one thing to promote your line of spray tanner. It’s another to show up on the red carpet with “oompa-loompa orange feet.”
2. No more fake hair color: Not only does the blond look fake, it highlights the orange tan—go back to the natural, and unique, red.
3. No more leggings: “Please start wearing a bra. Stop replacing pants with sheer leggings or tights.”

Plus, Ali Lohan turning into her sister, more

(NEWSER) - Age is nothing but a number to Madonna and 22-year-old boy toy Jesus Luz, but the language barrier is a problem. The Material Girl is paying $1,000 a week for an English tutor, the Daily Star reports, citing the Star. Elsewhere:

• Fifteen-year-old Ali Lohan might be the new Lindsay Lohan. “All she does is hang out with Lindsay, who is back to drinking and partying hard,” a friend tells the New York Post. “Ali is now wearing really skimpy outfits, and it's just sad.”

(NEWSER) - Lindsay Lohan is so scared of her father that she is considering taking out an order of protection against him, the New York Post reports. "He's behaving so erratically that she's terrified he'll do something to her," said a source. "She's contacted her lawyer to arrange this." Lindsay Lohan's sister and mother already have orders of protection again Michael Lohan. More»