The Simple Life in Jail: Bad Food, Fan Mail

'Let the time serve you,' advises celebucon

By Dustin Lushing, Newser Staff

Posted Jun 28, 2007 5:32 AM CDT

(Newser) – Still convinced she got a "raw deal," an almost Zen-like Paris Hilton spilled the beans yesterday about her 23-day stretch in stir, where the food "wasn't that tasty" and being strip-searched was the most humiliating experience of her life. Also especially tough:... Read full story »

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